The Beer Drinking Adventure Club would like to welcome our newest degenerate, Chris. He works with Waylon, rode the RFL with us last year and decided he had enough fun to hit the BMR with us this year. The homoerotic behavior, dumbass antics, hungover road trips, DT shakes and sleeping 4 deep in a tent keeps him coming back for more...so with that, we extended him an invitation this weekend with a couple of full force smacks to the testicles. No that's not some sort of initiation ritual, that was just us being drunk and stupid.
Welcome Chris. Your family will surely hate us.
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I am glad to be a part of the BDAC, but my balls are not. i had a shit load of this weekend.
Read your email, foo.
So you have dealt with us at our worst and you still come back! So we welcome you with open arms and man kisses. Glad to have a new brother. Keep the wind in your face and the sun at your back and your knees in the breeze. Welcome brother!
welcome fucker. i still haven't had an opportunity to initiate. all i'll tell you is, you'll never see it coming, but i'll be gentle...........sort of. happy your here. now you have to get a BDAC tattoo on your nutsack to match ours. hahahahahahahaha
Sweet, cant wait to get the tattoo, you got to shave them For me. Ewwww, Its so veiny!
congrats chris..how them balls feeling?
Not as bad a sick boys nuts hurt.
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