Honda Hummer...

My brother-in-law lives on 5 acres in the middle of the town where I went to high school. He has a little 50cc scooter and every time we have a few beers in us, we do time trials around the pond. I tried running full speed and catching some air over this gravel pit last time and came close to breaking my face, but luckily I rode it out.

I found this pic on the inTerNetz and immediately thought, "I need that."