You can be a douche...

If you're looking for your very own replica Batman motorcycle, look no further. You can go to eBay, drop 100 large and get a real driving piece of shit that is painstakingly crafted to match the abortion that Batman defied the laws of physics with in the movies. A CBR motor, a couple of hydraulic rams from a forklift, some off-road golf cart tires, and a few model guns were cobbled together so that someone can satiate their fetish to act like the Dark Knight (or at least entice kids into their basement). Remember though, you'll be standing in line behind every rich pedophile and redneck lottery winner if you want to own this dumb ass piece of replicated movie history.