Whatever the fuck you do... Don't forget to take you "other knife" out of your jeans. I walked in and forgot my Benchmade push button auto opener blade was in my pocket... I took off my belt mounted knife though so I felt naked already. I asked the fat assed Tarrant County Deputy if they had a way to hold on to it for me while I was in there and said, "you're under arrest." Fuck me! I told the fat ass that it was an issued knife from the good old uncle Sam and showed him my Military ID and said he would do me a favor and not arrest me. So I burried it in a bush outside the courthouse and dug it up when I left.
Yeah, I remembered to disarm myself before I walked in. I left everything in the truck while I was in there. You feel kinda bare with no personal protection on you in a place like that.
...and unfortunately, I was chosen...so my ass has to sit on the jury for the next two days.
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Tell them you're a member of the Black Panther Party, that will wrap it right up.
Whatever the fuck you do... Don't forget to take you "other knife" out of your jeans. I walked in and forgot my Benchmade push button auto opener blade was in my pocket... I took off my belt mounted knife though so I felt naked already. I asked the fat assed Tarrant County Deputy if they had a way to hold on to it for me while I was in there and said, "you're under arrest." Fuck me! I told the fat ass that it was an issued knife from the good old uncle Sam and showed him my Military ID and said he would do me a favor and not arrest me. So I burried it in a bush outside the courthouse and dug it up when I left.
Yeah, I remembered to disarm myself before I walked in. I left everything in the truck while I was in there. You feel kinda bare with no personal protection on you in a place like that.
...and unfortunately, I was chosen...so my ass has to sit on the jury for the next two days.
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