Hell On Wheels...

They're doing the Hell On Wheels Beer Fest in Buford this year, so it'll be on our own stomping grounds. There'll be plenty of beer to drink and we have plenty of places to hang out...thank God because I can only handle so many orcabilly chicks before my anger disorder flairs up and I start cussing at them..."Fat girls in the 50's didn't have neck tattoos and you have the same dumbass hair cut as every other tub of shit here in a fugly dress. The corn dog booth is over there."