Form over function. Why not just buy a tractor trailer? You'd actually be safer and you wouldn't need all of the doo-daddery present on this rolling barge. I think I'd rather set fire to my butthole than be confined to a life of riding this 1000lb. LED accessory lighting catalog.
On the other hand, all of this stuff may have actually come from the accessory aisle of a truck stop. If there's a CB and an airhorn I'll know that this thing was adorned with quality items hand-picked from the shelves of the local Love's station.