20090528

Terms that I would like to see disappear from people's vocabulary...

Kustom: WTF...you like pinstriping, psychobilly music, and pomade in your hair, so everything is "kustom?" UGH. What was wrong with spelling the word the correct way? Is it too "mainstream?"

Bobber: I know this has been covered, but still...a Sportster in a Flyrite frame is not a frigging "bobber," It's a Sportster in a Flyrite frame.

FTW: Yes, we know you're a hardcore biker...we saw your "I'm Here To Piss People Off" shirt as you rode up on your Factory Authorized CVO Street Glide. If you hate the world so bad, then kill yourself. Spare anyone the agony of more cliche' "biker" shit.

Hero:Some people build some bitchin' bikes. Someone along the lines decided to call one of those folks a "hero." Well that term caught on and before you know it people all over were using it. When I think hero, I think of someone saving someone's life or stopping something bad from happening to a group of folks, not a damn bike builder. Superman=hero...Irish Rich=bad mofo.

...more to come as I think about them.

3 comments:

John Wayne and Jesus said...

"digital Rectal Exam" is my least favorite.....
....but I'm with you man.

add Reality TV into that mix

Cap'n Cornhole said...

This blog is Kustom Kool, indeed!

Irish Rich said...

I think I'm more like Mofo Bulk Rate.