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This is one of the baddest shits ever. Thanks Cyanbane.

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Map of Metal

I caught whatever crud has been going around...

I shoulda been hangin' with these guys...

Franks...

I've noticed a surge in the amount of people searching for these fenders. It makes me happy that I already have, but also makes me think that there are about to be tons of bikes sporting them. Tha Nutz pulls out that Shovel and all of the sudden not everyone thinks they're ugly. I gotta get mine together...






Obviously a couple of these pics were reblogged from ZZ Chop. Check that site out...it's pretty rad.

Mandroid...

There was talk of the old Kettenkrad German tank bikes on the JJ and someone posted this picture...I immediately laughed to myself and thought of the 1986 B-movie Eliminators in which a cyborg named Mandroid could attach different pieces to his body, one of which was a tank track lower half.

I am so stupid.

Morris M5...

Anybody got one they wanna get rid of? My better judgment sucks.

A favorite...

Forget all of this fancy music and these hipster bands. From 1993 until 1996 I worked at a Little Caesar's Pizza, skated, ate paper acid as much as I could on my budget and played six string fretless bass trying to do my best Les Claypool impression. Not a care in the fucking world...I'd wake up at 2 o'clock in the afternoon, eat whatever food I could muster up while people were out doing there regular Saturday routine and then I'd go back into my cave, pick up my bass and practice my slap and tap techniques. I can still play, but rusty at best. I still love Primus though and can get down on this shit any time.

'68 GTO...

Hammer Smashed Face...

So, we're heading to Alabama in my big diesel Dodge and we're all shooting the shit. If you know me, you'll know that even with several folks in the truck I'll still have the radio on Liquid Metal (SiriusXM). It was playing really low in the background and out of nowhere Waylon says, "I know this song!!! That's the song from Ace Ventura! New England Clam Chowder..." I laughed my ass off, but then realized that he was right...it was Hammer Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse, which was played live in a club during one part of Ace Ventura. It was like the first time my son went potty on a big boy toilet...I was proud.