20101031

norm from cheers explains

Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

20101028

A little tweaking...

I replaced the carb with another Super E I had, upped the jet and dialed back the timing a hair and it's back to normal for the shovel.

This one is on it's way to Zippers for a little massaging.

Wino=Love...

Listen to some Shrinebuilder if you want to hear some damn rock & roll.


20101027

Braid my Hair...

Back to the west coast! See you on the flip. J-Rod I know your cracking up. Cheers!

Me & Pops

Me & Dad going for a ride in 09' he
rode my bike one time & said I was
dumber than I looked, I rode his
one time & almost fell asleep.

Pops


This is Dad on his first 76' Electra
Glide his second was a champaine
color with the words "Boss Hog"
on the tour pack he is only 19 or
20 in this pic. He's only had
Harley's & all Glides, he rides a
2007 now. This post will get
J-Rod all excited, what with a
shovel & my dad shirtless.

J.R. & Effie





This is my Grandaddy & Granny on his 1946 80"Harley in Dallas,TX Family legend has it that it was one of the first bikes in Dallas after the war, the pics are dated 1946.He had a full dress Indian as well but haven't found any pics. Would love to know what color it was if anyone can tell from the pics.

Sooooooooo hot...

Stolen from somewhere else...

Eric's Metallica post made me remember I had this. Don't get me wrong, I love Metallica and would love to have chilled with the guys when they were in their prime, but this still makes me laugh.

20101026

Timebomb Tuesday...

Good Ol' Metallica! Cheers

Having visions...

I started sketching ideas so I could get a little better visual grasp on the next project. I'd kinda like to have something I could take for a longer ride...who knows. The scanner fuggered it up though, so I'll post another once I finish it.

20101025

FXR Bitch...

$$$$$$...

So This cat is making money off this.

That Sweet ass Knuck...

So our good friend Keith Stone made a post about this Bad MOFO. Here is a lil video for your ass

For shits & giggles...

Today and tomorrow only...BDAC t-shirts are $10 shipped. That basically covers our cost and that's it. Order up foo. We have a few left and I have some other ideas on the table.

Custom semi...

After missing a flight out of Orlando Intl., being told that there was nothing until this morning and renting a van to take the family on a fantastic voyage back to Atlanta into the wee hours of the morning, I realized something. If I won the lottery, I would build a custom semi. I also had time to figure out the route I wanna take on Shovel #2. I have the RFL ride to thank for my visions.



20101024

Cain...

I don't know if any of you watch fighting. I for one love it. This giant known as Brock Lesner got his ass whooped by Cain Velasquez. I love when the Big guy gets a reality check there is always somebody better.

20101023

Plenty of elephants...

Here at Disneyworld.
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Gun Post...


So about three years ago My house got broke into. Stupid fucks took my guns some money and other random shit. This all happened in the middle of the day. They were extremely lucky my puppies were in their kennels cause it was raining that day. Any ways I have been Trying to get my gun collection back to where it was before. I have bought a few here and there. But the one gun I miss the most is my .45 smith and wesson police carry edition. I have been shopping and think I am gonna go with a sig sauer. Out of the box best gun.This is there P220 it comes in different finish's and anywhere from a 3.5 to 5.5 barrel length. Cheers!

20101021

Big Thanks...


To Tim from Death Science for sending my raffle shit. I hope nobody is pissed. I bought three tickets and won twice friday night. My luck finally changed. Cheers!

Put down the Hateraide!

Don't remember where this came from but it really puts things in perspective.

20101020

PBR

I come from rural Georgia, when I moved to Atlanta I was shocked by the amount of people who loved PBR. I know j-rod & everyone love these exotic beers & what not, but there is a reason Budweiser is the king with that magical "Colorado Kool Aid" a close second. And when a man named Keith Stone tells you what to drink, you'd better damn well listen!!!!!!

In a perfect world


I would own this property in Helen with a 2 bedroom with a detached 6 bay garage. And
I would have my truck back too.

Magic and shit...

The Haints love magic and constantly refer to their idol Criss Angel, but I'm here to drop a little science on that magic.

If you listen to the song General Patton by Big Boi from Outkast you'll hear reference to David Blaine at the end. David Blaine is a magician/illusionist as well as a sexual act. According to Urban Dictionary, here is the best known definition:

David Blaine-the act of having sex doggie-style and pulling out (seemingly accidentally), at which point you allow another male to take over, unknown to the recipient. At this point the first male sneaks out & reappears to the recipient, preferably by waving through a window from the outside.

It's magic.

No mas Long Beach...

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Jesse James has made the decision to shut down his West Coast Choppers customizing shop in favor of focusing his efforts full time on his business in Texas, the Austin Speed Shop. Jesse of course moved to Austin with his three kids from his two exes to be close to the other ex he so publicly wronged, Sandra Bullock. TMZ reports that Jesse just wants to build his other business, but I would bet the decision is a financial one. He also owns a fast food restaurant, Cisco Burger, right next door to West Coast Choppers in Long Beach, CA. The fate of that business is unclear.

Jesse James’ Southern California bike operation has officially hit the skids — TMZ has confirmed the celebrity gearhead is shutting down the West Coast Choppersbike shop in Long Beach.

Sources close to Jesse tell us … James is living full-time in Texas and wants to focus on his shop out there.

WCC has been a staple in Long Beach since the early ’90s. So far, no word on what Jesse plans to do with Cisco Burger - his burger joint located right next to the bike shop.

Baddest Knuck Ever!!!!



This bike started out as the Evil Mother bike from a Tom Johnson article in The Horse,
built by Anders Nygren the creator of Flathead Power. Next to Dick Allen's Locomotion
bike my favorite Knuckle. Don't know the new owners name but in my book a bad MOFO!

This helps me every day!


20101019

Timebomb Tuesday...

So this sums up this past weekend of mayhem. I dedicate this to Haints i seen more Karate moves this weekend than I have ever in my whole life. Cheers!

Stolen from another blog...

Critter: "Come here boy."
timebomb: "Alright man, you gotta quit trying to fuck me."

To the NORTH...WEEEEST!!!

I wanted to ride today...

But it's been freezing ass cold in the mornings...so I improvised.
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20101018

Just a few from RFL...

Jay you and Karen had something special. Glad I got to join in.

Duane, I know this scarred you for life.


I want a knuck!
I had to Jarrod this took a couple hours of our life.
The Haints found some porch or some piece of wood that worked good for Duanes karate practice.
Support!
Larry and Nick on the scooter!

Cameraman...

Whoever that was that shot my bike at the Sunoco, send me an email. I'd like to see the pics.

Wheels Through Time...

This museum is insane. It's in Maggie Valley, NC and houses countless motorcycles from all eras...and they all run. Our homeboy John Dill is the painter there, so he gets to see all of the coolest shit. That cop Pan made my weiner tingle.